8 simple rules on dating my daughter
Rory Hennessy: [He and Paul go towards the door, but Rory turns back for a moment] Mr. Carter Tibbits: There's nothin' funny about stealin', son. It's just, my dad's so funny, and I was trying to be funny. [Stops himself, realizing he's said too much] I think you know where the door is.
You know, when I was a teenager going on my first holiday without my parents, I was scared. A: Coming to the breakfast table wearing pajamas and black socks? And it's the knowledge that my wife and kids love me that makes it safe for me to wear pajamas and black socks to the breakfast table. You're going to help me with the gardening and cleaning the rain gutters. Carter Tibbits: Well, wife number one is in Aspen with my girls. And wife number four, my current wife, she's vacationing with her mother in Martha's Vineyard. Carter Tibbits: We don't ever talk about wife number three! Bridget Hennessy: You know, aren't you a little young to have all of those wives? Paul Hennessy: Now, Carter, I just want to set everything straight, and then you'll never hear from me again. You have other girlfriends, Kyle, and that's fine with me. And then I dumped him and you got him on the rebound which made you popular, then I had a deep relationship with Donny Doyle. Otherwise, you will continue to date her and no one but her, until she is finished with you. Bridget: Oh please, the only reason you're popular is because I went out with Kyle, which made him popular.