Dating game by insane clown possee
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg! (Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown, Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. Your dad would probably start trippin', and get me pissed.(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival. A man who expresses himself in his own special way. But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, by takin all these other mutha fuckers outta here!#2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all, and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
(Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden.
(Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar, and tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!
After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry fuck her 'till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions.